| 1 | The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. |
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| 2 | Don't blame me, nobody asked my opinion. |
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| 3 | Worry. God knows all about you. |
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| 4 | A guy asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now." |
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| 5 | Work is good, but it's not that important. |
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| 6 | Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. |
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| 7 | I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well. |
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| 8 | People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. |
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| 9 | You are right where you are supposed to be. |
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| 10 | Success comes in cans...Failure comes in can'ts. |
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| 11 | ARMY: Tracers work both ways. |
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| 12 | Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. |
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| 13 | One of my fondest memories of my grandfather was the day I went to his house and that tied-up man came hopping out of the closet yelling that he was my real grandfather and that the other guy was an impostor and that I should run away and call the police. Who was that guy anyway? Oh well, I never did see him again. |
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| 14 | On my walls I have pictures of the rooms on the second floor, so I never have to go upstairs. |
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| 15 | Never take a pill that has more side effects than you have symptoms. |
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| 16 | You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. |
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| 17 | God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee. |
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| 18 | Chemistry: Physics without thought. |
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| 19 | To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. |
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| 20 | A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. |
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