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1Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. Share on Facebook      
2Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?" Share on Facebook      
3Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in America whose bologna really did have a first name. Share on Facebook      
4Jell-O is just Kool-Aid with a hard-on. Share on Facebook      
5Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book ... It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." Share on Facebook      
6Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Share on Facebook      
7Jesus died for your sins, but rose for your brains. Share on Facebook      
8Jesus is coming! Look busy. Share on Facebook      
9Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Share on Facebook      
10Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite. Share on Facebook      
11Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and render up to God what is God's." So, at the Last Supper, did He turn down the Caesar's salad? Share on Facebook      
12Jesus SAVES! Jordon gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES! Share on Facebook      
13Jesus saves. He uses double coupons. Share on Facebook      
14Jesus says to John come forth and i'll give you eternal life. John came fifth... he won a toaster. Share on Facebook      
15Jewish Pagans are like regular Pagans. We believe in the Mother Goddess, we just feel guilty about not calling. Share on Facebook      
16Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense."They should not put up such misleading notices", said Joe. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE." Share on Facebook      
17Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Share on Facebook      
18Join the I.R.S. -- Be Audit You Can Be Share on Facebook      
19Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. Share on Facebook      
20Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. Share on Facebook