Things you dont want to hear during surgery

101That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?! Share on Facebook      
102The transformation is complete. Share on Facebook      
103This is a 3 hour surgery... I usually do it in 10. Share on Facebook      
104This is gonna be easy! After all, I did graduate top of my class in veterinary college... Share on Facebook      
105This is just like learning how to ride a bicycle...WHOA!!! I guess I still need training wheels.. Share on Facebook      
106This is really a mental hospital... We're the patients. Share on Facebook      
107This is the part where I always get stuck. Share on Facebook      
108This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Share on Facebook      
109This person's beauty is obviously not on the inside. Share on Facebook      
110This'll be a snap! Ah plastic surgery...just like the good old days...playing with Mr. Potato Head... Share on Facebook      
111Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing! Share on Facebook      
112Wait a minute! That's not her gallbladder! Share on Facebook      
113Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Share on Facebook      
114Wait...I just finished, and...you're telling me this WASN'T a vasectomy??? Share on Facebook      
115We have to hurry, my flight leaves at 3. Share on Facebook      
116We took the heart out, but where is the one to replace it? Share on Facebook      
117We're technically not supposed to smoke in here. Share on Facebook      
118Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. Share on Facebook      
119Well, on the bright side, I just saved money on my car insurance... Share on Facebook      
120Welp, I guess there's a first time for everything. Share on Facebook