Things you dont want to hear during surgery

81OK everybody, it's time for... "Triple Bypass Surgery: The Musical!!!" Share on Facebook      
82OK, I've got some good news, and some bad news. The good news is we named a new disease after him... Share on Facebook      
83OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. Share on Facebook      
84OOOH - wouldn't this be a great setting for a porno movie? Share on Facebook      
85OOOH... this is a GREAT opportunity to re-enact that scene from "Silence of the Lambs"... Share on Facebook      
86Ooops! Share on Facebook      
87Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Share on Facebook      
88Oops, that definately wasn't anesthesia. Share on Facebook      
89ORGAN FIGHT!!! Share on Facebook      
90Rats! There go the lights again... Share on Facebook      
91Relax, this is really a mental hospital... We're just patients. Share on Facebook      
92Righty tighty, Lefty loosey. Share on Facebook      
93She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! Share on Facebook      
94SHIT!!! OK... nobody panic, we can fix this easily, we'll just need a slight change of plans. OK...I'll call Vinnie. Share on Facebook      
95Should we call Ripley's? Share on Facebook      
96Smile! You're on candid camera! Share on Facebook      
97Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. Share on Facebook      
98Something you never want to hear during surgery: If this is contagious, then we are all goners. Share on Facebook      
99Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right? Share on Facebook      
100Thank god for malpractice insurance! Share on Facebook