Things you dont want to hear during surgery

61In about 2 minutes, we might need to charge up those paddles. Share on Facebook      
62Is this lady a full code? Share on Facebook      
63Is this patient really here, or is it just my Schizophrenia? Share on Facebook      
64Isn't this the guy that slept with your wife? Share on Facebook      
65It didn't work on that guy, let's try it with this one. Share on Facebook      
66IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!! Share on Facebook      
67It's alright... Go ahead... He's asleep. Share on Facebook      
68It's easy, just use the force, Luke... ... ... ... OH MY GOD!!! Share on Facebook      
69Look everybody, it's Scarface. Share on Facebook      
70Look Ma, no hands! Share on Facebook      
71Look on the bright side, at least his wife won't have to worry about getting pregnant... Share on Facebook      
72My diagnosis is: SEXY!!! Share on Facebook      
73Now we can do body shots. Share on Facebook      
74Now which side did we say? Left or right? Share on Facebook      
75Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Share on Facebook      
76Of course this is ethical! Share on Facebook      
77Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Share on Facebook      
78Oh yeah? Well, I think unconscious DOES mean consent... Share on Facebook      
79Oh, don't look so down...after all...in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and...SNAP! The job's a game... Share on Facebook      
80OK - all sewn up...HEY! Where did my cup of coffee go? Share on Facebook