Things you dont want to hear during surgery

21Do you see that bag?... You don't want to go in there. Share on Facebook      
22Doctor Hannibal Lecter, please come to the operating room, Doctor Hannibal Lecter... Share on Facebook      
23Doesn't this remind you of that scene from Family Guy? Share on Facebook      
24Doesn't this remind you of the time we played that game of Operation? Share on Facebook      
25Doesn't this remind you of the time we played that game of Twister? Share on Facebook      
26Don't worry it landed on heads, you're gonna be fine. Share on Facebook      
27Don't worry, ain't nothin' a little duct tape won't cure... Share on Facebook      
28Don't worry, I'll remember how to do it...OK...think back to that episode of ER... Share on Facebook      
29Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. HAHAHA...I really get a kick outta saying that... Share on Facebook      
30Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. Share on Facebook      
31Down...set...hut! Share on Facebook      
32Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Share on Facebook      
33FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! Share on Facebook      
34Forget about her heart... What she really needs is a boob job. Share on Facebook      
35God performs miracles... I don't. Share on Facebook      
36Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie. Share on Facebook      
37Has anyone here used one of these before? Share on Facebook      
38He looked better when he came in. Share on Facebook      
39Heehee - I could act out Hamlet with this thing... Share on Facebook      
40Heehee - that was a good one. Here try this...just give his brain a poke...riiight...there... Share on Facebook