You might be a redneck if.....

161When you were younger you sold fresh, cold pee as ice-cold lemonade. Share on Facebook      
162Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it. Share on Facebook      
163Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!) Share on Facebook      
164Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco Share on Facebook      
165Yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house Share on Facebook      
166You actually know what "puked a motor" means. Share on Facebook      
167You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson. Share on Facebook      
168You always start a story with "Y'all aint gonna believe this!" Share on Facebook      
169You always thought "Guns and Roses was something you get for your anniversary. Share on Facebook      
170You and six of your neighbors split a cable bill. Share on Facebook      
171You and your best friend paint flames on your car and it looks better. Share on Facebook      
172You and your dad share the same mistress. Share on Facebook      
173You and your dad walk to school together because you are in the same grade. Share on Facebook      
174You and your dog have the same toilet. Share on Facebook      
175You and your son compete for the only single gal in town with all her teeth. Share on Facebook      
176You are allowed to bring your dog to work. Share on Facebook      
177You are famous for your impression of a dog choking on a chicken bone. Share on Facebook      
178You are missing a lot of teeth. Share on Facebook      
179You are naked on laundry day. Share on Facebook      
180You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. Share on Facebook