You might be a redneck if.....

141There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. Share on Facebook      
142There is anyone named Cletus in your family. Share on Facebook      
143There is bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car. Share on Facebook      
144There is more carpet on your toilet than on your floors. Share on Facebook      
145There is trophy in your house with the word "spitting on it. Share on Facebook      
146There's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house. Share on Facebook      
147There's no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents. Share on Facebook      
148Three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them. Share on Facebook      
149Truck drivers tell your wife to watch her language. Share on Facebook      
150Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. Share on Facebook      
151When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans. Share on Facebook      
152When describing your kids, you use the phrase "dumb as a brick. Share on Facebook      
153When finally mowing your lawn, you find an engine block you didn't know was there. Share on Facebook      
154When someone asks to see your kids you show them the goats. Share on Facebook      
155When you brought your baby home, it slept in a dresser drawer. Share on Facebook      
156When you buy your new bride a burned down trailer and tell her you're gonna "fix it up a little" Share on Facebook      
157When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is how to lose them. Share on Facebook      
158When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank! Share on Facebook      
159When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack," it reminds you to pull your jeans up. Share on Facebook      
160When you think of the planet Saturn you think of your mother-in-law at the same time. Share on Facebook