| 121 | The seats in your car are also your living room furniture. |
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| 122 | The strongest smell in your house is butane. |
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| 123 | The tailgate on your truck is also your lawn furniture. |
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| 124 | The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. |
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| 125 | The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places' |
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| 126 | The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. |
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| 127 | The town policeman stops by so much, you know his 5th grade GPA. |
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| 128 | The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day. |
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| 129 | The velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway. |
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| 130 | The words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows. |
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| 131 | There are antlers nailed to the outside of your house. |
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| 132 | There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. |
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| 133 | There are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline. |
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| 134 | There are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block. |
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| 135 | There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets. |
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| 136 | There are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed. |
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| 137 | There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car. |
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| 138 | There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door. |
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| 139 | There is a restraining order on your pets. |
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| 140 | There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. |
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