You might be a redneck if.....

101The last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys. Share on Facebook      
102The library in your city ran out of the book "The ABC's of Belching". Share on Facebook      
103the main course at potluck dinners is road kill. Share on Facebook      
104The Marlboro man is your idol. Share on Facebook      
105The most common phrase in your house is "someone go jiggle the handle." Share on Facebook      
106The most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is "What the hell are you lookin' at Diphead? Share on Facebook      
107The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?" Share on Facebook      
108The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it). Share on Facebook      
109The nearest liquor store is brewing in your basement. Share on Facebook      
110The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Share on Facebook      
111The newspaper (the business) is the community toilet paper. Share on Facebook      
112The only songs you know on guitar are Lynard Skynard songs. Share on Facebook      
113The other 13 trailers out back of yours belong to your children and their families. Share on Facebook      
114The passengers enter your vehicle through the driver's-side door. Share on Facebook      
115The police are looking for you in a brown truck so you wiped off the mud a bit so they wouldn't recognize you. Share on Facebook      
116The primary color of your car is "bondo". Share on Facebook      
117The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones. Share on Facebook      
118The receptionist is responsible for checking the rat traps at your place of business. Share on Facebook      
119The Salvation Army comes to your house and takes the wrong furniture. Share on Facebook      
120The Salvation Army declines your mattress. Share on Facebook