You might be a redneck if.....

1081Your wife wears a dress on Sunday and one of you're flannel shirts over it. Share on Facebook      
1082Your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread. Share on Facebook      
1083Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator Share on Facebook      
1084Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings. Share on Facebook      
1085Your wife's best shoes have steel toes. Share on Facebook      
1086Your wife's bridal reception was at Wal-Mart. Share on Facebook      
1087Your wife's deer head hanging on the wall is bigger than yours. Share on Facebook      
1088your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Share on Facebook      
1089Your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan. Share on Facebook      
1090Your wife's idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet. Share on Facebook      
1091Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. Share on Facebook      
1092Your wreath is made out of beer cans. Share on Facebook      
1093Your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines. Share on Facebook      
1094Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. Share on Facebook