You might be a redneck if.....

1061Your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel. Share on Facebook      
1062Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read. Share on Facebook      
1063Your way of seeing if you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it. Share on Facebook      
1064Your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee. Share on Facebook      
1065Your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee. Share on Facebook      
1066Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'. Share on Facebook      
1067Your whole wardrobe is work boots, camoflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat. Share on Facebook      
1068Your whole yard has chickens and cows in it. Share on Facebook      
1069Your wife can belch louder than you can. Share on Facebook      
1070Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. Share on Facebook      
1071Your wife can out drink you or any of your friends and is willing to prove it. Share on Facebook      
1072Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Share on Facebook      
1073Your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure. Share on Facebook      
1074Your wife has been involved in more than six barroom brawls in the last two weeks. Share on Facebook      
1075Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." Share on Facebook      
1076Your wife is so ugly you take her everywhere you go so you never have to kiss her good-bye. Share on Facebook      
1077Your wife left you for last year's winner of the hog-calling contest. Share on Facebook      
1078Your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat. Share on Facebook      
1079Your wife shaves her beard more than you shave yours. Share on Facebook      
1080Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. Share on Facebook