| 1061 | Your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel. |
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| 1062 | Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read. |
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| 1063 | Your way of seeing if you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it. |
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| 1064 | Your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee. |
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| 1065 | Your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee. |
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| 1066 | Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'. |
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| 1067 | Your whole wardrobe is work boots, camoflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat. |
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| 1068 | Your whole yard has chickens and cows in it. |
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| 1069 | Your wife can belch louder than you can. |
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| 1070 | Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. |
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| 1071 | Your wife can out drink you or any of your friends and is willing to prove it. |
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| 1072 | Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. |
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| 1073 | Your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure. |
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| 1074 | Your wife has been involved in more than six barroom brawls in the last two weeks. |
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| 1075 | Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." |
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| 1076 | Your wife is so ugly you take her everywhere you go so you never have to kiss her good-bye. |
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| 1077 | Your wife left you for last year's winner of the hog-calling contest. |
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| 1078 | Your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat. |
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| 1079 | Your wife shaves her beard more than you shave yours. |
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| 1080 | Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. |
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