You might be a redneck if.....

1041Your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors. Share on Facebook      
1042Your state senator is willingly photographed with no shirt and a leather vest on a Harley, but refuses to take a Breathalyzer test. Share on Facebook      
1043Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. Share on Facebook      
1044Your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishin' lures. Share on Facebook      
1045Your table cloth is a bed sheet. Share on Facebook      
1046Your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist. Share on Facebook      
1047Your third-grade class has a no-smoking section. Share on Facebook      
1048Your tire swing has a truck stilll attached to it. Share on Facebook      
1049Your tires are worth more than your truck. Share on Facebook      
1050Your toenails stick out the end of your tennis shoes. Share on Facebook      
1051Your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket. Share on Facebook      
1052Your toilet seat says "Sit Here". Share on Facebook      
1053Your toothbrush is a hand-me-down. Share on Facebook      
1054Your trasportaion is your boat. Share on Facebook      
1055Your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body). Share on Facebook      
1056Your truck has any bondo on it. Share on Facebook      
1057Your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen. Share on Facebook      
1058Your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum. Share on Facebook      
1059Your uncle's 14 year old kid is out in the front lawn and sayin "Ai Pane Ai Pane." Share on Facebook      
1060Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray. Share on Facebook