You might be a redneck if.....

1021Your pickup truck used to be a car. Share on Facebook      
1022Your picture is on the wall of more than three bait stores. Share on Facebook      
1023Your pillow case doubles as your bowling bag. Share on Facebook      
1024Your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A. Share on Facebook      
1025Your porn collection is also called the family videos. Share on Facebook      
1026Your primary income involves pigs or manure. Share on Facebook      
1027Your race car looks and runs better than your own car. Share on Facebook      
1028Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt. Share on Facebook      
1029Your richest relative invites you over to take the wheels off his new trailer. Share on Facebook      
1030Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". Share on Facebook      
1031Your screen door has no screen. Share on Facebook      
1032Your screen name is JohnDeere. Share on Facebook      
1033Your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside. Share on Facebook      
1034Your sister has ever asked to borrow the backhoe. Share on Facebook      
1035Your sister has more hair on her legs than you do. Share on Facebook      
1036Your sister is also your aunt. Share on Facebook      
1037Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction. Share on Facebook      
1038Your sister/brother is also your cousin. Share on Facebook      
1039Your son Bubba J.r. uses his school locker as a gun cabinet. Share on Facebook      
1040Your spare tire is a cement block. Share on Facebook