You might be a redneck if.....

1001Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. Share on Facebook      
1002Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event. Share on Facebook      
1003Your mother has more chest hair than your father. Share on Facebook      
1004Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. Share on Facebook      
1005Your mother kicked you out of the house because you pawned her favorite chainsaw to buy a deer tag. Share on Facebook      
1006Your mother's only shoes are house slippers. Share on Facebook      
1007Your neighbor has a refridgerator on his front porch stocked with beer so he won't have to get off the sofa to welcome friends. Share on Facebook      
1008Your neighbor uses left-over house paint to paint his car. Share on Facebook      
1009Your neighbors refer to you as the pig farmers and you don't have any pigs. Share on Facebook      
1010Your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts. Share on Facebook      
1011Your old toilet now serves as a flower pot in your front yard. Share on Facebook      
1012Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. Share on Facebook      
1013Your only time spent sober is the time spent getting another 6 pack. Share on Facebook      
1014your other truck is made by John Deere. Share on Facebook      
1015Your outhouse is in your front yard. Share on Facebook      
1016Your own farts don't seem to smell so bad. Share on Facebook      
1017Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!". Share on Facebook      
1018Your pick-up has four new tires and none of them are the same size. Share on Facebook      
1019Your pick-up is at least 3 colors. Share on Facebook      
1020Your pickup truck and wife are the same age. Share on Facebook