| 81 | The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute". |
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| 82 | the dog can't watch you eat without gagging. |
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| 83 | The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house. |
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| 84 | The emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name. |
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| 85 | The fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest! |
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| 86 | The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year," |
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| 87 | The figures on your wedding cake wore overalls. |
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| 88 | The first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, "Where's the nearest liquor store? |
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| 89 | The first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you're disappointed when it is empty. |
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| 90 | The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" |
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| 91 | The flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls. |
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| 92 | The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. |
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| 93 | The front license plate of your car has the words "Foxy Lady written in airbrush. |
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| 94 | The game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. |
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| 95 | The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot. |
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| 96 | The gazebo in your yard is bigger than your trailer. |
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| 97 | The highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box. |
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| 98 | The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice. |
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| 99 | The hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house. |
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| 100 | The landscaping in your front yard is broken down cars. |
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