You might be a redneck if.....

81The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute". Share on Facebook      
82the dog can't watch you eat without gagging. Share on Facebook      
83The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house. Share on Facebook      
84The emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name. Share on Facebook      
85The fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest! Share on Facebook      
86The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year," Share on Facebook      
87The figures on your wedding cake wore overalls. Share on Facebook      
88The first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, "Where's the nearest liquor store? Share on Facebook      
89The first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you're disappointed when it is empty. Share on Facebook      
90The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" Share on Facebook      
91The flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls. Share on Facebook      
92The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. Share on Facebook      
93The front license plate of your car has the words "Foxy Lady written in airbrush. Share on Facebook      
94The game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. Share on Facebook      
95The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot. Share on Facebook      
96The gazebo in your yard is bigger than your trailer. Share on Facebook      
97The highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box. Share on Facebook      
98The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice. Share on Facebook      
99The hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house. Share on Facebook      
100The landscaping in your front yard is broken down cars. Share on Facebook