You might be a redneck if.....

961Your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night. Share on Facebook      
962Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. Share on Facebook      
963Your kid learns to shoot a gun before he learns his alphabet. Share on Facebook      
964Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps. Share on Facebook      
965Your kids eat on the floor while your dogs eat at the table. Share on Facebook      
966Your kids fall down in the house and get grass stains. Share on Facebook      
967Your kids hide the Easter eggs under cow patties. Share on Facebook      
968Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." Share on Facebook      
969Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs. Share on Facebook      
970Your kids' favorite bedtime story is "Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. Share on Facebook      
971Your kitchen doubles as a bait store. Share on Facebook      
972Your lawn furniture was in your house last summer. Share on Facebook      
973Your lawn mower gets better millage than your car. Share on Facebook      
974Your lawn mower is a goat. Share on Facebook      
975Your lawn tractor has a better paint job than your car. Share on Facebook      
976Your life savings is buried in your back yard. Share on Facebook      
977your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Share on Facebook      
978Your living room furniture doubles as your camping gear. Share on Facebook      
979Your local funeral home has a drive-thru. Share on Facebook      
980Your local newspaper has a front-page feature called "Cow of the Week. Share on Facebook