You might be a redneck if.....

941Your hair is five times as long in the back as it is on top. Share on Facebook      
942Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Share on Facebook      
943Your halloween jack-o-lantern has more teeth than your wife. Share on Facebook      
944Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. Share on Facebook      
945Your home has more miles on it than your car. Share on Facebook      
946Your honeymoon was featured on true stories of the highway patrol. Share on Facebook      
947Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does. Share on Facebook      
948Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Share on Facebook      
949Your house feels a bit lonely when winter comes and the last fly dies. Share on Facebook      
950Your house has more miles on it than your car does. Share on Facebook      
951Your house plants aren't in pots. Share on Facebook      
952Your husband is going out huntin and puts on urin and it turns you on. Share on Facebook      
953Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. Share on Facebook      
954Your idea of a family cook-out is the whole family gathering around the Chevy with the hood up. Share on Facebook      
955Your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull. Share on Facebook      
956Your idea of camping in the woods is inviting the family over and pitching a couple of tents in the back yard. Share on Facebook      
957Your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. Share on Facebook      
958Your idea of home security is keeping all the guns loaded. Share on Facebook      
959Your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard. Share on Facebook      
960Your idea of the newspaper is a 14 year old copy of Dog Fancy. Share on Facebook