You might be a redneck if.....

921Your favorite song is --------Old McDonald!!!!! Share on Facebook      
922Your favorite stick is your fishing pole. Share on Facebook      
923Your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states. Share on Facebook      
924Your first name consists of initials. Share on Facebook      
925Your flashlight holds more than four batteries. Share on Facebook      
926Your Friday nights consist of lots of Budwieser and a mechanical bull. Share on Facebook      
927Your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed. Share on Facebook      
928your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs. Share on Facebook      
929Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. Share on Facebook      
930Your front yard has any broken appliances in it. Share on Facebook      
931Your front yard looks like a Toys R Us after a tornado. Share on Facebook      
932Your garage is so full you can't park your car in it. Share on Facebook      
933Your garbage man is confused about what stays and what goes. Share on Facebook      
934Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end. Share on Facebook      
935Your girlfriend thinks you're a real gentleman because you only scratch your crotch while playing softball. Share on Facebook      
936Your grandma gives you a wedding present wrapped in christmas paper. Share on Facebook      
937Your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. Share on Facebook      
938Your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language. Share on Facebook      
939Your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew. Share on Facebook      
940Your guest bedroom is also your tool shed. Share on Facebook