You might be a redneck if.....

901Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers. Share on Facebook      
902Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. Share on Facebook      
903Your father is in the same grade you are. Share on Facebook      
904Your father marries someone with the same last name as yours. Share on Facebook      
905Your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise. Share on Facebook      
906Your favorite cap says, "Babymaker. Share on Facebook      
907Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet. Share on Facebook      
908Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off. Share on Facebook      
909Your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill. Share on Facebook      
910Your favorite event at a wedding is the spittin' contest. Share on Facebook      
911Your favorite fishing hole has more car parts in it than a junk yard. Share on Facebook      
912Your favorite fishing lure is TNT. Share on Facebook      
913Your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo. Share on Facebook      
914Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck. Share on Facebook      
915Your favorite night of the week is the night before trash day. Share on Facebook      
916Your favorite place is your deerstand. Share on Facebook      
917Your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it. Share on Facebook      
918Your favorite restaurant has the word "eats anywhere in the name. Share on Facebook      
919Your favorite shoes were bought at a yard sale Share on Facebook      
920Your favorite song has the name of a truck company in it. Share on Facebook