You might be a redneck if.....

881your dog and your wallet are both on a chain. Share on Facebook      
882Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. Share on Facebook      
883Your dog can open a beer can for you. Share on Facebook      
884Your dog can smoke a cigarette. Share on Facebook      
885Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. Share on Facebook      
886Your dog has a litter of puppies on your living room floor and no one notices. Share on Facebook      
887Your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner. Share on Facebook      
888Your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back. Share on Facebook      
889Your dog wants you to be the girl tonght. Share on Facebook      
890Your dog's collar costs more than the clothes you are wearing. Share on Facebook      
891Your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet. Share on Facebook      
892Your dogs kill more animals than you do all hunting season. Share on Facebook      
893Your engine is duct-taped to your car. Share on Facebook      
894Your excuse for missing your oldest sons grauation is, "Hell woman, you think the crappie bite like this all year?" Share on Facebook      
895Your family gathers for Monday Night RAW. Share on Facebook      
896Your family reuinions consist of ex-wives. Share on Facebook      
897Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off. Share on Facebook      
898Your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company. Share on Facebook      
899Your family tree doesn't have any branches. Share on Facebook      
900Your family's #1 enemy is revenuers. Share on Facebook