You might be a redneck if.....

861Your computer don't work cuz the cat ate the mouse. Share on Facebook      
862Your Computer has Winders 95 instead of Windows. Share on Facebook      
863Your considered an expert on wormbeds. Share on Facebook      
864Your dad guts one of the old TV's for a another knick-knack shelf. Share on Facebook      
865Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Share on Facebook      
866Your dad pees on a rabbit's head while peeing off the back porch. Share on Facebook      
867Your dad plays "the pull my finger" joke at family gatherings. Share on Facebook      
868Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. Share on Facebook      
869your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. Share on Facebook      
870Your daddy handed out cigarettes the day you were born. Share on Facebook      
871Your Daddy picks you up from school in a Swamp Buggy. Share on Facebook      
872Your daddy's last words were "Hey ya'll look what I can do!" Share on Facebook      
873Your daddy's legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clower's autograph on a Stuckey's napkin. Share on Facebook      
874Your dates regularly expect you to light their cigars. Share on Facebook      
875Your daughter gets married before you do. Share on Facebook      
876Your daughter thinks she a reincarnation of Xena because she has nightmares about her. Share on Facebook      
877Your deceased hunting dog's tombstone is larger than your grandfather's. Share on Facebook      
878Your deer stand has an address. Share on Facebook      
879Your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit. Share on Facebook      
880Your divorce granted from first wife and your license to wed to your second wife are in the same newspaper. Share on Facebook