You might be a redneck if.....

841your brother-in-law is also your uncle. Share on Facebook      
842Your brother-in-law is your uncle. Share on Facebook      
843Your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out. Share on Facebook      
844Your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it. Share on Facebook      
845Your car has more than three bumper stickers with the word jesus on them. Share on Facebook      
846Your car has more than two exhaust pipes. Share on Facebook      
847Your car insurance deductible is higher than the value of your car. Share on Facebook      
848Your car uses more oil than gas. Share on Facebook      
849Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes. Share on Facebook      
850Your CB antenna on your truck doubles as your cane pole. Share on Facebook      
851Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting. Share on Facebook      
852Your child's first words were, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!. Share on Facebook      
853Your children look more like your brothers-in-law than your husband you are worried that he might notice. Share on Facebook      
854Your chili's secret ingredient comes from a bait shop. Share on Facebook      
855Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it. Share on Facebook      
856Your church has a happy hour. Share on Facebook      
857Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. Share on Facebook      
858Your coat of arms features a tire iron. Share on Facebook      
859Your coffee table used to be a cable spool. Share on Facebook      
860Your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler. Share on Facebook