You might be a redneck if.....

821Your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches. Share on Facebook      
822Your bathroom is 50 feet away from your house. Share on Facebook      
823Your bathroom is your favorite make-out place. Share on Facebook      
824Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. Share on Facebook      
825Your beer can pyramid is taller than your trailer. Share on Facebook      
826Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter. Share on Facebook      
827Your belt buckle doubles as an I.D. Share on Facebook      
828Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. Share on Facebook      
829Your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn't. Share on Facebook      
830Your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it. Share on Facebook      
831Your best laundry bag is made by Hefty. Share on Facebook      
832Your best pick-up line for women is written on your baseball cap. Share on Facebook      
833Your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet. Share on Facebook      
834Your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..." Share on Facebook      
835Your birthday cake consisted of nothing but Twinkies. Share on Facebook      
836Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. Share on Facebook      
837Your boots cost more than your wedding ring. Share on Facebook      
838Your bridal veil was made of window screen. Share on Facebook      
839Your bring a bar of soap to a public pool. Share on Facebook      
840Your brother is your wife's favorite son. Share on Facebook