You might be a redneck if.....

801You've ever valet parked a snow plow. Share on Facebook      
802You've ever water-skied in your underwear. Share on Facebook      
803You've ever worn a tie with a flannel shirt. Share on Facebook      
804You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. Share on Facebook      
805You've got a tab at the ABC Liquor Store. Share on Facebook      
806You've got more than one other named "Darryl. Share on Facebook      
807You've got more than three cousins named "Bubba. Share on Facebook      
808You've had a custody fight over a hunting dog. Share on Facebook      
809You've never seen a film with subtitles. Share on Facebook      
810You've totaled every car you've ever owned. Share on Facebook      
811Your 14 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table - in front of her two kids. Share on Facebook      
812Your 2-year old has more teeth than you do. Share on Facebook      
813Your 23-channel CB radio is used to communicate with your family. Share on Facebook      
814Your 5 year old calls your mother MOM and YOU Debbie. Share on Facebook      
815Your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor. Share on Facebook      
816Your 80 year old grandma can shoot better than you. Share on Facebook      
817Your airplane cost you less than 15 hundred bucks and uses two stroke oil. Share on Facebook      
818Your ashtray is too full, so you use the floor. Share on Facebook      
819Your at a family reuniuon, your mother-in-law goes to the bathroom and then says, "Y'all come look at this 'fore I flush it." Share on Facebook      
820Your baby's crib mobile is made out of beer cans. Share on Facebook