You might be a redneck if.....

781You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. Share on Facebook      
782You've ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle. Share on Facebook      
783You've ever returned bottles so you could buy beer with the deposit money. Share on Facebook      
784You've ever shot someone over a mall parking space. Share on Facebook      
785You've ever slow danced at a Waffle House. Share on Facebook      
786You've ever sold your car for gas money. Share on Facebook      
787You've ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard. Share on Facebook      
788You've ever stolen toilet paper. Share on Facebook      
789You've ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature. Share on Facebook      
790You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. Share on Facebook      
791You've ever taken a date flowers you've stole from a cemetery. Share on Facebook      
792You've ever taken a generator and a 27-inch TV camping. Share on Facebook      
793You've ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom. Share on Facebook      
794You've ever talked back to characters on the movie screen. Share on Facebook      
795You've ever towed another car using panty hose and duct tape. Share on Facebook      
796You've ever used a laundromat as a mailing address. Share on Facebook      
797You've ever used a toaster to light your cigarette. Share on Facebook      
798You've ever used a weed eater indoors. Share on Facebook      
799You've ever used lard in bed. Share on Facebook      
800You've ever vacationed in a rest area. Share on Facebook