| 61 | Someone accuses you of lying through your tooth. |
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| 62 | someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. |
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| 63 | Someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag? and you answer, "She's at home with the kids. |
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| 64 | Someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw. |
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| 65 | Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it." |
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| 66 | Stealing road signs is a family outing. |
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| 67 | Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. |
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| 68 | That billboard that says, "Say No To Crack reminds you to pull up your jeans. |
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| 69 | That white tailed deer is being paid 10 bucks an hour to stand on a ladder behind your wall and stick his head in. |
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| 70 | The air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago. |
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| 71 | The ASPCA raids yer kitchen |
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| 72 | The auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts. |
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| 73 | The best 5 years of your life were in the second grade. |
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| 74 | The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. |
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| 75 | The bigest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. |
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| 76 | The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. |
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| 77 | The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. |
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| 78 | The bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery. |
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| 79 | The church social committee is afraid to meet at your house. |
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| 80 | The dashboard of your work vehicle is covered with empty cigarette cartons and Mountain Dew bottles |
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