You might be a redneck if.....

61Someone accuses you of lying through your tooth. Share on Facebook      
62someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. Share on Facebook      
63Someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag? and you answer, "She's at home with the kids. Share on Facebook      
64Someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw. Share on Facebook      
65Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it." Share on Facebook      
66Stealing road signs is a family outing. Share on Facebook      
67Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. Share on Facebook      
68That billboard that says, "Say No To Crack reminds you to pull up your jeans. Share on Facebook      
69That white tailed deer is being paid 10 bucks an hour to stand on a ladder behind your wall and stick his head in. Share on Facebook      
70The air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago. Share on Facebook      
71The ASPCA raids yer kitchen Share on Facebook      
72The auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts. Share on Facebook      
73The best 5 years of your life were in the second grade. Share on Facebook      
74The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. Share on Facebook      
75The bigest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. Share on Facebook      
76The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. Share on Facebook      
77The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Share on Facebook      
78The bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery. Share on Facebook      
79The church social committee is afraid to meet at your house. Share on Facebook      
80The dashboard of your work vehicle is covered with empty cigarette cartons and Mountain Dew bottles Share on Facebook