You might be a redneck if.....

761You've ever had to put on a pair of boots to go to the bathroom. Share on Facebook      
762You've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck. Share on Facebook      
763You've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions. Share on Facebook      
764You've ever heckled during a eulogy. Share on Facebook      
765You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. Share on Facebook      
766You've ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! " Share on Facebook      
767You've ever hollered, "Rock the house, Bubba! during a piano recital. Share on Facebook      
768You've ever hollered, "You kids quit playin' on that sheet metal. Share on Facebook      
769You've ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. Share on Facebook      
770You've ever lost your wife in a poker game. Share on Facebook      
771You've ever made change in the offering plate. Share on Facebook      
772You've ever made love on a tire swing. Share on Facebook      
773You've ever named a child for a good dog. Share on Facebook      
774You've ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies. Share on Facebook      
775You've ever parked a Camero in a tree. Share on Facebook      
776You've ever participated in a burp-off. Share on Facebook      
777You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store. Share on Facebook      
778You've ever picked up your girlfriend in a John Deere. Share on Facebook      
779You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it Share on Facebook      
780You've ever put a tarp in the bed of your truck to use it as a swimming pool. Share on Facebook