You might be a redneck if.....

741You've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower. Share on Facebook      
742You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop. Share on Facebook      
743You've ever driven a tractor to a family reunion. Share on Facebook      
744You've ever fed your date French fries in a Denny's. Share on Facebook      
745You've ever filled your deer tag on a golf course. Share on Facebook      
746You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course. Share on Facebook      
747You've ever financed a tattoo. Share on Facebook      
748You've ever fished from over a fence. Share on Facebook      
749You've ever given livestock as a wedding present. Share on Facebook      
750You've ever given rat traps as gifts. Share on Facebook      
751You've ever gotten a lap dance from your sister! Share on Facebook      
752You've ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company. Share on Facebook      
753You've ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle. Share on Facebook      
754You've ever gotten in fist fight in a laundromat over a dryer. Share on Facebook      
755You've ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score. Share on Facebook      
756You've ever had a conversation about truck tires that lasted more than an hour. Share on Facebook      
757You've ever had sex in a satellite dish. Share on Facebook      
758You've ever had sex while wearing work gloves. Share on Facebook      
759You've ever had to appear in court because of your dogs. Share on Facebook      
760You've ever had to move a car seat to make love. Share on Facebook