You might be a redneck if.....

721You've ever asked an Amish guy on a horse and buggy if he thought he could out run your John Deer. Share on Facebook      
722You've ever attended a dance at the bus station. Share on Facebook      
723You've ever attended a Gun and Knife show as a dealer. Share on Facebook      
724You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. Share on Facebook      
725You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap. Share on Facebook      
726You've ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup. Share on Facebook      
727You've ever been asked to leave Shoney's all-you-can-eat breakfast. Share on Facebook      
728You've ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley. Share on Facebook      
729You've ever been hunting on a tractor. Share on Facebook      
730You've ever been in a fist fight involving the phrase "Dale Earnhardt is the Intimidator". Share on Facebook      
731You've ever been in a fist fight with your best friend because he said his John Deere will out pull your Farmall. Share on Facebook      
732You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. Share on Facebook      
733You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. Share on Facebook      
734You've ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House. Share on Facebook      
735You've ever been too drunk to fish. Share on Facebook      
736You've ever bought a used cap. Share on Facebook      
737You've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper. Share on Facebook      
738You've ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can't find you. Share on Facebook      
739You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. Share on Facebook      
740You've ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch. Share on Facebook