You might be a redneck if.....

701You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Share on Facebook      
702You're a member of the "Chaw of the Month Club. Share on Facebook      
703You're at a family reunion and you wear a shirt that says, "I'm related to you!!!" Share on Facebook      
704You're driving a vehicle with no original body parts. Share on Facebook      
705You're familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark. Share on Facebook      
706You're going up the highway and hear a kid ask his mom if he can get out and push their car too! Share on Facebook      
707You're having sex with your wife and she tells you, "That tickles." Share on Facebook      
708You're homeschooled and you date someone in your class. Share on Facebook      
709You're moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You". Share on Facebook      
710You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures. Share on Facebook      
711You're on a date and you see a childhood friend and you tell your date "she is like my sister" and that makes her worried. Share on Facebook      
712You're on your third marriage and still have the same in-laws. Share on Facebook      
713You're over 30 and still giving other people "wedgies. Share on Facebook      
714You're trying to start a 16 hp motor and your shed catches on fire. Share on Facebook      
715You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Share on Facebook      
716You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. Share on Facebook      
717You've been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like. Share on Facebook      
718You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. Share on Facebook      
719You've ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall. Share on Facebook      
720You've ever asked a priest why he's wearing that sissy turtleneck. Share on Facebook