You might be a redneck if.....

681You wear a tube top to a wedding. Share on Facebook      
682You wear camouflage pants with a plaid flannel shirt and combat boots. Share on Facebook      
683You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts. Share on Facebook      
684You wear flannel shirts no matter what season it is. Share on Facebook      
685You wear knee-high stockings with a skirt. Share on Facebook      
686You wear your Mom's dress that she wore at her funeral. Share on Facebook      
687You wear your softball uniform even on the days you're not playing. Share on Facebook      
688You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. Share on Facebook      
689You were allowed to drink beer and date the teacher all through high school. Share on Facebook      
690You were born and raised in a pickup truck. Share on Facebook      
691You were expelled from summer school. Share on Facebook      
692You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born. Share on Facebook      
693You whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress. Share on Facebook      
694You win the lottery and buy a double wide trailor. Share on Facebook      
695You wipe your feet before you walk out of your house. Share on Facebook      
696You won't get your dog "fixed" because you never no when someone might want him to stud. Share on Facebook      
697You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Share on Facebook      
698You wore camoflauge to your wedding. Share on Facebook      
699You wore your Burger King hat to your Prom. Share on Facebook      
700You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...) Share on Facebook