You might be a redneck if.....

661You use the shaving cream made for tough beards and so does your husband. Share on Facebook      
662You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month. Share on Facebook      
663You use the word "man" at least four times in each sentence you speak. Share on Facebook      
664You use the word ain't a lot. Share on Facebook      
665You use your boxers as a surrender flag. Share on Facebook      
666You use your computer as a stereo. Share on Facebook      
667You use your native language, to cuss at your kids, to cover up the fact that you are a redneck in your native country. Share on Facebook      
668You use your shoe as a tobacco can. Share on Facebook      
669You use your shower curtain as your Prom dress. Share on Facebook      
670You use your water gun as a shower sprayer. Share on Facebook      
671You use your weed whacker as a toothpick. Share on Facebook      
672You vacuum the sheets instead of washing them. Share on Facebook      
673You videotape fishing shows. Share on Facebook      
674you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls. Share on Facebook      
675You wait all night to shoot one mouse with your grandma's BB gun. Share on Facebook      
676You wake up in the morning already dressed for work. Share on Facebook      
677You walk the ends off your jeans instead of hemming them. Share on Facebook      
678You wash your truck in a mud puddle. Share on Facebook      
679You watch Jerry Springer to see if any of your relatives are on the show today. Share on Facebook      
680You wear a tank top to your mother's funeral. Share on Facebook