You might be a redneck if.....

641You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it. Share on Facebook      
642You time your belches to achieve a personal best. Share on Facebook      
643You tip the waiter with change. Share on Facebook      
644You took your coon dogs on your honeymoon. Share on Facebook      
645You took your sister/brother to the prom. Share on Facebook      
646You tried to claim "loss of teeth as an exemption on your taxes. Share on Facebook      
647You use a bedsheet as a sofa cover. Share on Facebook      
648You use a gas can to fill up your pick up truck. Share on Facebook      
649You use Armor-All on your leather jacket. Share on Facebook      
650You use baling wire to keep your car door closed. Share on Facebook      
651You use channel locks for a nose hair trimmer. Share on Facebook      
652You use coffee filters when you run out of toilet tissue. Share on Facebook      
653You use dental floss to restring your banjo. Share on Facebook      
654You use duct tape as bikini wax. Share on Facebook      
655You use lava soap more than three times a day. Share on Facebook      
656You use mason jars to make lamps. Share on Facebook      
657You use old auto parts as a boat anchor. Share on Facebook      
658You use the "O on the stop sign in front of your house to sight in your new rifle. Share on Facebook      
659You use the car that is broken down in the driveway as a tool shed. Share on Facebook      
660You use the CD-ROM drive on your computer to hold your beer. Share on Facebook