You might be a redneck if.....

601You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre. Share on Facebook      
602You think ribs come from Europe. Share on Facebook      
603You think safe sex means putting on the emergency brake. Share on Facebook      
604you think suspenders are a type of shirt. Share on Facebook      
605You think that "HANK" of "Huntin with Hank" is a real fine actor (BTW Hank is the dog). Share on Facebook      
606You think that "loaden up the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. Share on Facebook      
607You think that "Winnie-the-Pooh" is something your Granny just left on the rug. Share on Facebook      
608You think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal. Share on Facebook      
609You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Share on Facebook      
610You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug. Share on Facebook      
611You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Share on Facebook      
612You think that duct tape works better than spot welding. Share on Facebook      
613You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. Share on Facebook      
614You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. Share on Facebook      
615You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed. Share on Facebook      
616You think that the apple com-pu-ter is the latest in new fangled tech-o-nol-o-gee. Share on Facebook      
617You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. Share on Facebook      
618You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do on the diving board. Share on Facebook      
619You think the French Riviera is foreign car. Share on Facebook      
620You think the internet is something you use fishing. Share on Facebook