You might be a redneck if.....

581You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup. Share on Facebook      
582You think a tv dinner consists of a RC Cola and a moon pie. Share on Facebook      
583You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. Share on Facebook      
584You think a woman who is "out of your league bowls on a different night. Share on Facebook      
585You think an oil change involves a comb and a bottle of Vitalis. Share on Facebook      
586You think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups. Share on Facebook      
587You think beef stroganoff is when the bull is playing with himself. Share on Facebook      
588You think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug. Share on Facebook      
589You think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat. Share on Facebook      
590You think dingle berries are a fruit. Share on Facebook      
591You think dressing up is putting on all your camo. Share on Facebook      
592You think every bottle of wine comes with a screw cap. Share on Facebook      
593You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph. Share on Facebook      
594You think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product. Share on Facebook      
595You think garbage pickin' is a hobbie. Share on Facebook      
596You think good china is China without any Chinese people. Share on Facebook      
597You think hocking loogies onto oncoming vehicles should be an Olympic sport. Share on Facebook      
598You think Iraq is a high performance Camaro. Share on Facebook      
599You think paprika is a Third World country. Share on Facebook      
600You think people who have electricity are uppity. Share on Facebook