You might be a redneck if.....

41Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people. Share on Facebook      
42Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people". Share on Facebook      
43Making beer is a neighborhood project. Share on Facebook      
44More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. Share on Facebook      
45No matter how you clean your hands, the dirt under your nails won't come off. Share on Facebook      
46None of these jokes are making sense to you. Share on Facebook      
47On cold nights, your dog sleeps on the bed and your wife doesn't. Share on Facebook      
48On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. Share on Facebook      
49On the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail Share on Facebook      
50On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. Share on Facebook      
51On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible". Share on Facebook      
52One of your fantasies involves a bulldozer. Share on Facebook      
53People come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business. Share on Facebook      
54People don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood. Share on Facebook      
55People hear your car a long time before they see it. Share on Facebook      
56PMS stands for "Parent Medical System." Share on Facebook      
57Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card. Share on Facebook      
58Redman sends you a Christmas card. Share on Facebook      
59Rocky Top is your favorite song (for all the Vols fans!). Share on Facebook      
60Somebody says, "HO DOWN" and your wife falls to the ground!! Share on Facebook