| 41 | Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people. |
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| 42 | Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people". |
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| 43 | Making beer is a neighborhood project. |
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| 44 | More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. |
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| 45 | No matter how you clean your hands, the dirt under your nails won't come off. |
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| 46 | None of these jokes are making sense to you. |
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| 47 | On cold nights, your dog sleeps on the bed and your wife doesn't. |
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| 48 | On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. |
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| 49 | On the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail |
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| 50 | On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. |
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| 51 | On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible". |
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| 52 | One of your fantasies involves a bulldozer. |
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| 53 | People come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business. |
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| 54 | People don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood. |
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| 55 | People hear your car a long time before they see it. |
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| 56 | PMS stands for "Parent Medical System." |
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| 57 | Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card. |
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| 58 | Redman sends you a Christmas card. |
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| 59 | Rocky Top is your favorite song (for all the Vols fans!). |
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| 60 | Somebody says, "HO DOWN" and your wife falls to the ground!! |
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