You might be a redneck if.....

561You think "manual labor" is a Spanish ambassador. Share on Facebook      
562You think "Old Yeller" refers to your brother's tooth. Share on Facebook      
563You think "Ross Perot is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early. Share on Facebook      
564You think "social consciousness means how well you can hold your liquor. Share on Facebook      
565You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. Share on Facebook      
566You think "trash TV is something in your backyard. Share on Facebook      
567You think 2 Pac Shakur is a Jewish holiday. Share on Facebook      
568You think 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size. Share on Facebook      
569You think 7-11 is a grocery store. Share on Facebook      
570You think a canopy goes under the bed instead of over it. Share on Facebook      
571You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. Share on Facebook      
572You think a dashboard is the best place to keep your hats. Share on Facebook      
573You think a date is going out mooning people. Share on Facebook      
574You think a hard drive is driving more than one hour. Share on Facebook      
575You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. Share on Facebook      
576You think a lava lamp is erotic. Share on Facebook      
577You think a lavatory is a breed of dog. Share on Facebook      
578You think a manicure is some kind of French doctor. Share on Facebook      
579You think a stock tip is advice on wormin' your hogs. Share on Facebook      
580You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. Share on Facebook