You might be a redneck if.....

541You strung Christmas lights on an old truck parked in your yard. Share on Facebook      
542You swallow a minnow just to impress the lady cashier at the local bait shop. Share on Facebook      
543You take a bag to an All-You-Can-Eat bar. Share on Facebook      
544You take a fishing pole into Sea World. Share on Facebook      
545You take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants. Share on Facebook      
546You take a six-pack cooler to church. Share on Facebook      
547You take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell. Share on Facebook      
548You take your car to the repair shop to have the donut tires rotated. Share on Facebook      
549You take your dog on more vacations than your wife! Share on Facebook      
550You take your wife fishing and she out fishes you and all your buddies. Share on Facebook      
551You take your wife to your mistress's wedding. Share on Facebook      
552You taught your children how to play "Pull My Finger. Share on Facebook      
553You tell everyone your wife is the reincarnation of Ares, the god of war. Share on Facebook      
554You tell Grandpa he has something in his teeth and he takes them out to see. Share on Facebook      
555You tell your wife to squeal like a pig to start foreplay. Share on Facebook      
556You thing "megabytes means a good day fishing. Share on Facebook      
557You think "Chablis is the name of last month's Playboy centerfold. Share on Facebook      
558You think "harass" are two words. Share on Facebook      
559You think "Hooked on Phonics is a fishing show. Share on Facebook      
560You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. Share on Facebook