You might be a redneck if.....

521You select a date's corsage to match her tattoo. Share on Facebook      
522You send your kid in for treatment because you think he's hooked on phonics. Share on Facebook      
523You shave your beard and find a french fry. Share on Facebook      
524You shop lift from a yard sale. Share on Facebook      
525You shop-lift from Goodwill. Share on Facebook      
526You show strangers your war wound. Share on Facebook      
527You slam your truck's door and your 12 gauge makes a new sun roof. Share on Facebook      
528You spend more time with you truck than your family. Share on Facebook      
529You spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV. Share on Facebook      
530You spend three days in line for Reba tickets. Share on Facebook      
531You spent more money on a souvenir Clint Black shirt, than on your whole wardrobe. Share on Facebook      
532You spit in the skillet to check the temperature. Share on Facebook      
533You spit on your own floor. Share on Facebook      
534You spray crawling bugs with hair spray and light them on fire with a lighter. Share on Facebook      
535You spray-painted your dog hunters orange to, "make him look more decent like." Share on Facebook      
536You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by. Share on Facebook      
537You stare at a can of orange juice, because it says "concentrate." Share on Facebook      
538You steal money from the Salvation Army buckets. Share on Facebook      
539You stockpile pork and beans. Share on Facebook      
540You stop picking your nose in traffic long enough to wink at the girl next to you. Share on Facebook