You might be a redneck if.....

501You re-use dental floss to save money. Share on Facebook      
502You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. Share on Facebook      
503You refer to your dog as your youngest. Share on Facebook      
504You refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags." Share on Facebook      
505You refuse to shave or bathe until you've bagged your first deer of the season. Share on Facebook      
506You refuse to slide in softball because you don't want to crush your cigarettes. Share on Facebook      
507You regularly see kinfolks on "America's Most Wanted. Share on Facebook      
508You repaint your pink flamingo every spring but not your house. Share on Facebook      
509You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house. Share on Facebook      
510You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. Share on Facebook      
511You run a garden hose from outside, through a window to fill your indoor hot tub. Share on Facebook      
512You sat on your roof with a loaded gun waiting for twelve midnight to roll around on Y2K. Share on Facebook      
513You save cooking grease in a coffee can. Share on Facebook      
514You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. Share on Facebook      
515You say "I tell you wut!" more than 3 times a day. Share on Facebook      
516You scratch your butt at night and smell your hand in the morning. Share on Facebook      
517You secretly get your firewood from your neighbor's yard. Share on Facebook      
518You see a sign that says "dip in road and you stop to see what flavor it is. Share on Facebook      
519you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug. Share on Facebook      
520You see your grandmother naked and it turns you on. Share on Facebook