You might be a redneck if.....

481You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off. Share on Facebook      
482You painted your truck camouflage and now you can't find it. Share on Facebook      
483You participate in a "Who can spit tobacco the farthest? contest. Share on Facebook      
484You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". Share on Facebook      
485You pave your parking spot just because your neighbor calls you a red neck. Share on Facebook      
486You pawned your grandfather's pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend. Share on Facebook      
487You pick your teeth from a catalog. Share on Facebook      
488You play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and get four teeth kicked out. Share on Facebook      
489You played the banjo in your high school band. Share on Facebook      
490You practice your cow chip throwing techniques while they're still fresh. Share on Facebook      
491You prefer car keys to Q-tips. Share on Facebook      
492You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. Share on Facebook      
493You proposed in a Denny's. Share on Facebook      
494You pull one of your dogs loose teeth and keep it to have something to remember him by. Share on Facebook      
495You pull the legs off of flies then toss them into the air to see how long it takes them to "crash land". Share on Facebook      
496You punish your children by taking away their chewing tobacco. Share on Facebook      
497You purposely feed the cockroaches. Share on Facebook      
498You put a 5 dollar bill in a pop machine. Share on Facebook      
499You put a corn cob on a screwdriver and call it a back-scratcher Share on Facebook      
500You put a sign up that says "Billy Bob and Sally wedding ---> Share on Facebook