You might be a redneck if.....

461You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. Share on Facebook      
462You nick-name children "possum" and "critter." Share on Facebook      
463You no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose. Share on Facebook      
464You not only pass the beans at the supper table but your teeth so Billy Bob can chew them also. Share on Facebook      
465You open beer bottles with your belt buckle. Share on Facebook      
466You owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income. Share on Facebook      
467you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. Share on Facebook      
468You own a badly made, ugly gun cabinet that you made in wood shop. Share on Facebook      
469You own a denim leisure suit. Share on Facebook      
470You own a flamingo with buckshot holes in it. Share on Facebook      
471You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. Share on Facebook      
472You own a homemade fur coat. Share on Facebook      
473You own a pair of cut-offs made from double-knit pants. Share on Facebook      
474You own a trophy that includes the words "cow chip toss on it. Share on Facebook      
475You own at least 20 baseball hats. Share on Facebook      
476You own every Box Car Willie album. Share on Facebook      
477You own half a pickup truck. Share on Facebook      
478You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. Share on Facebook      
479you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves. Share on Facebook      
480You own more than 5 trucks that you need ladders to get into. Share on Facebook