You might be a redneck if.....

441You know what a jockey lot is and you go more than once a week. Share on Facebook      
442You know which leaf is best to use when you're out of toilet paper. Share on Facebook      
443You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series. Share on Facebook      
444You know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey. Share on Facebook      
445You learned the alphabet by eating Cambpell's alapahbet soup. Share on Facebook      
446You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Share on Facebook      
447You live in El Reno, Oklahoma. Share on Facebook      
448You look both ways before crossing a one way street. Share on Facebook      
449You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right' Share on Facebook      
450You made your fishing pole outta popsicle sticks. Share on Facebook      
451You make change in the offering plate. Share on Facebook      
452You make your dogs sleep on top of the house in the rain because you can't afford to patch the roof. Share on Facebook      
453You miss your 5th grade graduation because your are called for jury duty. Share on Facebook      
454you mow the front yard and find a car. Share on Facebook      
455You must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home. Share on Facebook      
456You name your children after the cars they were conceived in. Share on Facebook      
457You name your dogs after your favorite "Playboy" centerfold. Share on Facebook      
458You need a truck to move your barbecue. Share on Facebook      
459You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. Share on Facebook      
460You need one more hole punched in your card before you get a "freebie at the House of Tattoos. Share on Facebook