You might be a redneck if.....

421You hunt deer from a moving vehicle. Share on Facebook      
422You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!" Share on Facebook      
423You inherited a Styrofoam cooler. Share on Facebook      
424You itch your butt in front of your wife. Share on Facebook      
425You join the army for the free uniform. Share on Facebook      
426You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. Share on Facebook      
427You just hate getting strip searched by the guard every time you go visit your cousin Bubba. Share on Facebook      
428You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table. Share on Facebook      
429You keep a pellet gun by the front door. Share on Facebook      
430you keep a spit cup on the ironing board. Share on Facebook      
431You keep all your guns in a fire-proof locked safe and everything else out in the open. Share on Facebook      
432You keep catfish in your aquarium. Share on Facebook      
433You keep your fingernails long to open you snuff can. Share on Facebook      
434You kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year's Eve party. Share on Facebook      
435You know all the verses to the "Hee Haw song. Share on Facebook      
436You know exactly how long it takes for pizza to get fuzzy in the fridge. Share on Facebook      
437You know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck. Share on Facebook      
438You know how to milk a goat. Share on Facebook      
439You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap. Share on Facebook      
440You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat. Share on Facebook