You might be a redneck if.....

401You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. Share on Facebook      
402You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. Share on Facebook      
403You have to keep a step ladder handy to open your truck door for your girlfriend. Share on Facebook      
404You have to mow the hoods of your cars. Share on Facebook      
405You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there... Share on Facebook      
406You have to slide out of the passenger side of your truck because the driver's side door is jammed. Share on Facebook      
407You have to steal your neighbor's paper to see what the date is or you are out of toilet paper. Share on Facebook      
408You have to take out a loan to pay off the tire store. Share on Facebook      
409You have to use a ladder to get in your truck. Share on Facebook      
410You have to watch for cow patties when you play golf. Share on Facebook      
411You have two pairs of jeans, and six pairs of boots. Share on Facebook      
412You have used a potato peeler to remove a corn. Share on Facebook      
413You have used a rag as a gas cap. Share on Facebook      
414You have your t.v on top of empty beer cans and call it recycling. Share on Facebook      
415You hear a siren and your first instinct is to hide. Share on Facebook      
416You hear somone mention the depression and you think they are talking about when Bubba's Market ran out of Skoal. Share on Facebook      
417You heard that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so you moved. Share on Facebook      
418You help booby trap your family's marijuana crop. Share on Facebook      
419You honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. Share on Facebook      
420You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. Share on Facebook