You might be a redneck if.....

381You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior. Share on Facebook      
382You have more things with Hank Williams Jr.'s name on them than your own. Share on Facebook      
383You have no hubcaps on your car because you're using them to feed your hunting dogs. Share on Facebook      
384You have no idea who the President is but you can name five NASCAR drivers in a single belch. Share on Facebook      
385You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was on. Share on Facebook      
386You have sheep in your backyard because they never, ever tell. Share on Facebook      
387You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Share on Facebook      
388You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Share on Facebook      
389You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind". Share on Facebook      
390You have stuffed heads from the following: deer, a moose, a mallard, a Siamese cat, a largemouth bass, and your mother-in-law. Share on Facebook      
391You have the bail bondsman on speed dial. Share on Facebook      
392You have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer. Share on Facebook      
393You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. Share on Facebook      
394You have the same meal for a week straight. Share on Facebook      
395You have three first names. Share on Facebook      
396You have three kids named: Peggy Sue, Peggy Jean, and Billy Bob. Share on Facebook      
397You have to camouflage your best crops when a helicopter flies over. Share on Facebook      
398You have to change gears in your pickup by opening the hood and moving the gear arm, then jump back in before the truck drives off without you. Share on Facebook      
399You have to climb the town's water tower to save your sister's honor. Share on Facebook      
400You have to fill your toilet up with lake water to use the bathroom. Share on Facebook