You might be a redneck if.....

21Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Share on Facebook      
22Fewer than half of your cars run. Share on Facebook      
23Fine dining is the Waffle House. Share on Facebook      
24For your first anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-mart snack bar. Share on Facebook      
25Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle Share on Facebook      
26Friday night is "sneak into the drive-in night". Share on Facebook      
27Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Share on Facebook      
28going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight. Share on Facebook      
29Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. Share on Facebook      
30Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck. Share on Facebook      
31Grass is growing in the floor boards of your car. Share on Facebook      
32Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero. Share on Facebook      
33Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide Share on Facebook      
34In preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern. Share on Facebook      
35In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?". Share on Facebook      
36Instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass. Share on Facebook      
37It took the smartest kid in your 6th-grade class three times to pass his driving test. Share on Facebook      
38It took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers. Share on Facebook      
39It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. Share on Facebook      
40It's impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform. Share on Facebook