You might be a redneck if.....

361You have ever peed in the sink cuz your mom was hogging up the outhouse. Share on Facebook      
362you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass. Share on Facebook      
363You have ever surrendered to the police in exchange for cigarettes. Share on Facebook      
364You have ever taken lawn furniture to a drive-in. Share on Facebook      
365You have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon. Share on Facebook      
366You have ever used a turkey baster bulb to get something out of your ear. Share on Facebook      
367you have ever used lard in bed. Share on Facebook      
368You have ever used spit tobacco as a fish attractant. Share on Facebook      
369You have ever worn camo to a funeral. Share on Facebook      
370You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape. Share on Facebook      
371You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Share on Facebook      
372You have gotten a warning to remove vehicles from your own back yard. Share on Facebook      
373You have grease under your toenails. Share on Facebook      
374You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. Share on Facebook      
375You have more deer heads on your wall than family portraits. Share on Facebook      
376You have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house. Share on Facebook      
377You have more insurance on your hunting dog than you do on your house. Share on Facebook      
378You have more than 3 family members by the name of Billy Bob. Share on Facebook      
379You have more than 4 vehicles up on blocks in your yard. Share on Facebook      
380You have more than 5 fast food bags in your car. Share on Facebook