You might be a redneck if.....

321You have a cow tied to the front bumper of your broken down Chevy truck as a pet. Share on Facebook      
322You have a grave in your yard. Share on Facebook      
323You have a gun rack on the back of your bicycle. Share on Facebook      
324You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertible top. Share on Facebook      
325You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car. Share on Facebook      
326you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be. Share on Facebook      
327You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on. Share on Facebook      
328You have a house that's mobile and 16 cars that aren't. Share on Facebook      
329You have a motor swinging from a tree in your yard, a dog tied to the fence post, and someone sitting in a rocking chair that's over 75 and has a Remingtom 12 gauge, a spit cup, and Copenhagen in the back pocket. Share on Facebook      
330You have a pallet in your yard with tires stacked on it. Share on Facebook      
331You have a peeing contest with your wife and she wins. Share on Facebook      
332You have a personal account of a UFO sighting. Share on Facebook      
333You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. Share on Facebook      
334You have a piece of cardboard that says "No Trespassing" beside your front door. Share on Facebook      
335you have a rag for a gas cap. Share on Facebook      
336You have a rebel flag displayed on your truck. Share on Facebook      
337You have a Rebel flag in your front yard! Share on Facebook      
338You have a sign hanging in your living room that says "We interrupt this marriage to bring you deer season" Share on Facebook      
339You have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability. Share on Facebook      
340You have a tattoo that says "I Love My Mommy" and mommy is spelled wrong. Share on Facebook